"The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it. You, Kruger. My son tells me your company STINKS!"
-Frank Costanza
As with every December 23rd, it is time for the Airing of Grievances. Granted this is what I do most on this thing, but now for a collection of rants:
New York Yankees: Damaso Marte sucks, why don't you see that? Granderson better be worth it because he doesn't have the best resume either.
Loyola: Your Shuttle Service Sucks
Big D & the Kids Table: "Fluent in Stroll" SUCKS, and you've been horrible live.
Rx Bandits: "Mandala" sucked too, such a terrible drop off from the past 3 albums
Mad Caddies/Against All Authority/The Planet Smashers: Is it that hard to tour on the east coast?
Scrubs: It's time, let's wrap things up already
TV Viewers: Watch "Better Off Ted", it is better than whatever you think is a funny show
"Funny People": Too much people, not enough funny
NBC: You cancelled "My Name is Earl" right in the middle of a cliff hanger....
The Greyhound: Who ever reviewed the Zach Galifianakis show should have been fired for even submitting that thing
Moe's Southwest Grill: Damn you for introducing Billy Barou on me.
Barack Obama: This isn't exactly what I voted for
Johnny Damon: Just take the Yankee's offer, you won't get anything better than that.
Streetlight Manifesto: "New album fall 09" my ass.
TD Bank: Gotta love resorting to quitting because I was basically fired.
Toshiba: God I hate this Laptop
Professor Skeen: Bull shit, I got an A and you know it.
That's all I got for now, but I'm sure more will come soon enough. Still, Happy Festivus!
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